Hey, Facebook, I Need A New Feature Please
First, let me profusely thank the hundreds of folks I don't know for sending me friend requests on Facebook. I'm flattered and honored, and I wish I knew who the hell all of you were.
I realize that I may just be a dinosaur here, but I'm reluctant to accept your friend request because then my Facebook news feed and Facebook "friends" page would be even more clogged with meaningless trivia by and about people I don't know. I've already mostly given up using Facebook because the news about the folks I do know is usually buried in mountains of details about the folks I don't know. I'm happy that all the latter folks are busy being friends with each other and using Facebook apps and buying stuff and saying stuff, but I'm afraid all that news has made it so I no longer have any idea what my actual friends are doing.
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